Sweedish

"I retracted from the up and go so rapidly that it became a human rights activist for itself.
Up and Go, you are made of milk.
That will sound weird, but I am merely describing how a cylindrical, mushroom-cloud explosion of space-time just rippled around a small Sanitarium product."


"Or," spoke a close but seemingly distant, and therefore surprisingly audible, voice of reason: "maybe you just bumped the table."


Fucking Ikea.